1. |
Robotron 2084
03:30
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LYRICS:
Fight! Fight! The ending my be nigh
Gather your strength for the future of mankind
First we built toasters and then we built TVs
But soon we’ll be ruled by our own technology
They cannot enslave us
Someone must save us from --
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
Blood! Blood! Flowing everywhere
Flooding the streets and then covering kittens
I hear their screams and then I feel their meows
If they want these streets, they’ll have to get
through me now
Just when all seems hopeless
The hero approaches
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
Robotron 2084
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2. |
Chocolate Moose
02:46
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LYRICS:
I am iron, I am fury
I am angry, I am fifteen
Another high school runaway
Another lost child astray
My life was not complete
Until I saw this chocolate treat
The tasty desert called my name
I am reborn inside its flame
My allegiance goes to no church or school
I will only live for the --
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose
Will you ever set me loose?
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose
I can eat you ‘til I puke
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose
You’re a train with no caboose
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose,
Chocolate --
Chocolate fire runs through me
Endless godlike energy
No religion tastes this good,
As tartar and sugar should
Now the time has come for you
Can’t you hear it calling too?
Armies of the disillusioned,
Join together now in union
My soul does not need any chicken soup
I will only live for the --
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose
Will you ever set me loose?
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose,
I can eat you ‘til I puke
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose
I cannot read Dr. Seuss because of the
Chocolate Moose, Chocolate Moose,
Chocolate --
It’s just a sinking, drowning feeling
That I get while I am dreaming
Floating in a sea of chocolate
Chased by vikings, sharks and goblins
Then within my darkest hour
Comes a moose with godlike powers
Riding on my savior of chocolate
On we soar toward Valhalla
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3. |
Jazz
03:38
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LYRICS:
You stay up all night, listening to all that racket
Go and get a job and wear a tie and a jacket
Cut your hair and get a pair of glasses
Don’t go out skateboarding and
fall on your asses
Face the world with some pizzaz
Stop listening to all that --
Jazz! Jazz! Jazz!
Now you have kids but no healthcare package
You can’t even afford to make a
ham and cheese sandwhich
Your kids have grown up
Don’t you want to retire?
Can’t you go to Florida and put out your fire?
Move back to Deutschland with Mom and Dad
Stop listening to all that --
Jazz! Jazz! Jazz!
Jazz! Jazz! Jazz! Can’t anyone stop that --
Live by the beach
Where everyone has a tie and jacket
With your money and your healthcare package
Sit by the sea with your ham & cheese sandwhich
(Here come the wiseman with the eye cobra
Here come the doctor with the jazz soldier)
Why must you have all that jazz?
Can anything stop the jazz?
No.
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4. |
StarNuns
04:44
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LYRICS:
Buildings come crashing down
Nations burn to the ground
The little green men have arrived
Armies are all destroyed
Police rendered null and void
But one last hope still survives
No one thought they’d fight.
No one thought they’d die
But tonight’s the night when
penguins shall fly
(Pre-Chorus)
Strapping on their cloven habits
Taking their sacred vows
Marching through their mighty convents
Raising their rulers out
Unleashing a colossal force
That not even God can stop
There’s no way to hold them back
The nuns will conquer the stars
Lazers and missiles fly,
Cannons shoot through the sky
But nuns have the holiest hand grenades
Outnumbered by spacecraft,
Their rulers break in half
But they won’t retreat on this day
No one thought they’d fight
No one thought they’d die
But tonight’s the night when
penguins shall fly
(Repeat Pre-Chorus)
(Chorus)
The nuns conquer the stars! (x4)
I am a child of the war,
Born from blood spilt on the shore
Part alien, part nun,
And one quarter Italian
I wield my ruler with great skill
Slapping the wrists of all evil
They died for freedom and for peace
And so now their victory
Is always in our memory
Can’t you hear the schoolgirls sing
Chanting until they’re fainting --
(Repeat Chorus)
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5. |
The Children Can't Read
02:44
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LYRICS:
How can we sow the seeds of knowledge
If we have no fertile ground?
If the kids can’t read in the forest
Will they still not make a sound?
Who will teach the children to read?
Certainly not our schools
They’re full of braindead zombie freaks
Who breed non-reading fools
The Children Can’t Read (x6)
They’re all illiterate (All illiterate)
The next time you take a Sunday drive
Try to read the signs you’re passing by
“Stop,” “No Parking,” “No Diving in the Pool”
It’s more than what some kids read during
high school
Let’s go to the library!
No, wait what’s the point?
None of us can read a word in the whole
freaking joint
The Children Can’t Read (x6)
They’re all illiterate (All illiterate)
What we need is understanding
During the fast part of the song
Let’s write the wrongs before us
So they’re no longer wrong
Take a look, it’s in a book
Like the blind guy in Star Trek said
Read a book, read a book
Literacy cannot be dead
The Children Can’t Read (All illiterate) (x6)
They’re all illiterate (All illiterate)
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6. |
Ringmaster
03:02
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LYRICS:
Jeffrey was lonely, he did not have friends
They kicked him and poked him
Teased him to no end
He dreamed of the circus all days of the year
To jump on a trampoline
And make the crowd cheer --
Louder than the siren’s roar
Or Alvin, Simon and Theodore
He bought a trampoline and bounced into space
And the whole world saw him on that day
All of the lonely, the strange and the weird
Now found a leader to make the world hear --
Louder than the siren’s roar
Or Alvin, Simon and Theodore
Jeffrey died that same night
Falling from that great height
His landing was not safe
He looked like a pancake
Midgets, lions and clowns
Were nowhere to be found
But then there came a great sound
They brought the circus to town
Elephants came dancing
Dwarves were shot from cannons
Clowns sprayed men with seltzer
Lions’ fur was yellow
Sometimes late in the night
If you look to the skies
You’ll see Jeffrey bouncing
His trampoline pounding
Louder than the siren’s roar
Or Alvin, Simon and Theodore
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7. |
American Soul
03:19
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LYRICS:
Here I come - marching, singing,
Shouting screaming
Every day - the world’s decaying
I must save it
There’s my mom - calling cursing,
Bitching, moaning
She wants me to eat my supper
Get off my computer. But I say...
You’ll never take my American Soul
It just get’s louder ‘til your head explodes
America - Hear our message
Undo your damage
Your policies - I have read some
They are all dumb
Every internet forum bans me
They say I’m a pansy
But this world - I can save it all now
I just can’t explain how
You’ll never take my American Soul
It just gets louder ‘til your head explodes
I feel the rhythm losing all control
And I don’t care if my dinner’s getting cold
REBEL: I’m right!
MOTHER: No you’re not!
REBEL: Yes I am!
MOTHER: I’m your mom!
REBEL: Go away!
MOTHER: I will not!
REBEL: Get on your scooter
MOTHER: I’ll take your computer
REBEL: No you can’t!
MOTHER: Yes I can!
REBEL: It’s mine!
MOTHER: Shut up! Give it to me!
REBEL: Look mom, stop it! Stop it!
You’ll never take my American Soul
It just gets louder ‘til your head explodes
I fell the rhythm losing all control
And I don’t care if my dinner’s getting cold
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8. |
Steven Seagal
02:41
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LYRICS:
There I was completely lazy
No one was around
Boredom; it is so frustrating
As I veg out on the couch
I cook up some grilled chicken and
then some stir fry
Then I pop in Marked for Death
And put some action in my life
Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal! (x4)
Marked for Death is almost over
Out for Justice is about to start
Arms and legs; they will be broken
There’s anger in Seagal’s heart
There’s no one he can’t take
Nothin’ he can’t do
He can make some action movies
And play the guitar too
Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal! (4)
You don’t know what he’s like!
He’s a deputy, and a blues guitarist!
Yeah!
Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal (x8) Seagal!
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9. |
Village of the Idiots
03:37
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LYRICS:
Come, take your pill, wash it down
With some soy milk
Block out all the noise and obstacles
And then focus in
You want to be fighting dragons and giants
In the forest
But you’re still in school, taking tests
So you may go to Swarthmore College
You want to wear a dunce cap on your head
And some overalls
And ignore what they say about your mom
On the bathroom walls
There’s a place far away where you won’t
Have to take those pills
You’ll be free to come with me to a place
Where we all can sing --
Welcome to the Village of the Idiots
Everyone who is here has a brain of shit
We all fall off our roof and we’re proud of it
We need no pills, we’re who we are
And we’ll never quit
Before you took me, you had no brain
You once brought an umbrella
To see Purple Reign
I make you smart, I make you whole
You can’t even fart, unless I say so
Welcome to the Village of the Idiots
Everyone who is here has a brain of shit
We all fall off our roof and we’re proud of it
We need no pills, we’re who we are
And we’ll never quit
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10. |
The Ultimate Milkman
04:07
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LYRICS:
A teenage knife salesman
Tired of his life of sin
He will not sell more knives
He wants to change his life
You’re mugged in the dead of night
No one can hear your cries
But then comes a saviour in white
He’s come to save your life
He’s All-American. He’s neither God nor man
He can swim like Aqua Man
He’s the Ultimate Milkman
He gets shot in the face
The mugger gets away
But then comes his army of cows
They run that mugger down
He’s All-American. He’s neither God nor man
He can swim like Aqua Man
He’s the Ultimate Milkman
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11. |
Demons
02:43
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LYRICS:
Demons, coming after me
Demons, everywhere I see
Demons, make me lose myself
Demons, gonna send me straight to hell
I am a spawn of the dark one
I ain’t never seen a thing like you
I am a spawn of the dark one
I can’t wait to get my hands on you
Demons, knocking down my door
Demons, take me to the Jersey Shore
Demons, I’m at their grandmom’s house
Demons, I spilled a beer right on her gown
I am a spawn of the dark one
I ain’t never seen a thing like you
I am a spawn of the dark one
I can’t wait to get my hands on you
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12. |
My Town
04:19
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LYRICS:
You make a left on 320
When you get off 202
And you keep on going straight
It becomes Montgomery Avenue
There’s a pizza shop on the left
There’s a doughnut store on the right
There’s a bunch of crazy kids
Jumpin’ up and down all night
(Jumping up and down all night)
I hate my town, I hate my town. I hate my town
I keep drivin’, I keep drivin’
But I don’t have enough gas
If I did, If I did
I’d get out of this town real fast
But the problem is I would have no place
to live or to work
I pray to God to send some luck
to this hapless jerk
My life sucks, my life sucks
That I cannot fight
Every teacher who said I’d fail
They were all so right
If I had an aeroplane
I’d fly out of this town
But if I was the Red Baron
Snoopy would shoot me down
I hate my town, I hate my town
I hate my town
I hate my town, I hate my town
I hate my town
So now I’m livin’ in Beverly Hills
In a mansion made of silk
God came down, and he gave me
a million dollars
So now I miss my town, I miss my town
I miss my town
I miss my town, I miss my town
I miss my town
One more time; 1, 2, 3, 4
I miss my town, I miss my town
I miss my town
I miss my town, I miss my town
I miss my town...
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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only
band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate.
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