1. |
Marvin's Garden
02:49
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LYRICS:
I'm born of flame, from hell I came
I'm forged in fire
Bread by pure will to destroy evil
My flame burns higher
But on this night, my greatest fight
I live and die for
The battle begins against villains
And thieves and liars in --
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Children are starving in --
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Farmers are farming in --
The battle is here, no time for fear
Now this is my war
To free mankind from evil minds is what we strive for
Fight to the death, to the last breath
I will not tire
And if I fall, just hear my call
And pick up my sword against --
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Children are starving in --
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Farmers are farming in --
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Can't you hear? The voices are calling
Marvin's Garden, Marvin's Garden
Someone pull the fire alarm in --
The battle begins now
No time to be pinned down
Hold onto your ground
Get in the pit now!
(Solo, Repeat)
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2. |
Look in the Mirror
03:00
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LYRICS:
I will win this beauty pageant
The trophy is mine, I'll have it
But they say I can't compete at all
Because I am a farm animal
One day
I'll scream
To folks
Like me --
Look in the mirror, see
You're not meat, you're not meat
Look in the mirror now
You're a cow, you're a cow
They want to make a burger of me
I just want them all to love me
Let's show them we're more than milk and meet
They'll worship us like Mahatma Gandhi
Rise up
With me
As one
Stampede
Look in the mirror, see
You're not meat, you're not meat
Look in the mirror now
You're a cow, you're a cow
Now we're in their Happy Meals
We're not gone
We'll live on
We'll swim through them like electric eels
We won't die
We multiply
Unify
E coli
Look in the mirror, see
You're not meat, you're not meat
Look in the mirror now
You're a cow, you're a cow
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3. |
Simon's Drowning
03:03
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LYRICS:
We sail through mountains of gold in the sky
Into cosmic temples older than time
See us, brighter than the stars we do shine
And now we sit on a throne up so high
But then - We get the news
Oh no - It can't be true
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Meanwhile, somewhere at a barbecue
In here, the air smells of freshly grilled food
Old men play croquet, Frisbee and horseshoe
And now we march single file to the pool
But then - We see it too
Oh no - It can't be true
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Fly again, fly again
Spread your wings
Wave bye again, bye again
Not returning
The sky opens, sky opens
To save Simon
Vitamins, vitamins
Will not help him
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Simon's drowning
Simon didn't drown
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4. |
Cowboy Ride
03:18
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LYRICS:
Awake inside the dead of the night
Just the cold of the rain I feel
Drivin' down, street after street
In my Unicorn of Steel
I ain't nobody else or a place to call my home
I feel just like a storekeeper in the ancient days of Rome
Let me lasso you in for a Cowboy Ride
(For a Cowboy Ride)
The fastest gun in the duel will never die
(Never die)
Just a guitar and a dream and a will to survive
(Will to survive)
And that's the truth, it ain't no lie
(Yes, it is)
Finally back on the farm, but all the cows dropped dead
You know it's time like these I think back to what my father said
He said, "Cowboys like us are a dying breed"
(No, he never did)
I'm pretty sure he said it, and you weren't there when he did
Let me lasso you in for a Cowboy Ride
(For a Cowboy Ride)
The fastest gun in the duel will never die
(Never die)
Just a guitar and a dream and a will to survive
(Will to survive)
And that's the truth, it ain't no lie
(Yes, it is)
Now it's time for the duel, when the stranger comes to town
If this is the only home I got, I'll be an outlaw 'til I'm found
When I --
(In the Old West they never dueled, strangers never came to town)
And then I --
(But what would you know? You've lived your life on suburban ground)
Hey --
(Brett Michaels, Bon Jovi, Kid Rock, what do you wanna show me
Not from the South, not from the West
You might as well be from Budapest.
Now get off your horse, take off your hat
And leave your boots ...)
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5. |
Armageddon
03:21
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LYRICS:
Back to the Age of Steel
Before Man made the wheel
The darkest of our years
That soon shall reappear
This world we reclaim
As our god calls our name
And flesh turns into clay
And the earth turns to a grave
Flames rising through the nations
Must escape by the --
Plains and trains and automobiles
Fate lies in devastation
Can only be saved by the --
Plains and trains and automobiles and plains and trains and automobiles and plains and trains and automobiles today
(Plains and trains and automobiles, oh yay)
The soldiers marching on
Into oblivion
We hear their final song
And bring Armageddon
There is nowhere to run
There is nowhere to hide
So get out your ticket
And drive or ride or fly
Flames rising through the nations
Must escape by the --
Plains and trains and automobiles
Fate lies in devastation
Can only be saved by the --
Plains and trains and automobiles and plains and trains and automobiles and plains and trains and automobiles today
(Plains and trains and automobiles, oh yay)
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6. |
Eco Guido
03:06
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LYRICS:
From the land of bros
And chains of gold
Men with unbuttoned dress shirts
He stands alone
Jersey's his throne
His crown a blown out perm
The Chosen One of Guido Kingdom
But now he hears his calling
To serve the trees, the birds and bees
Now he must become the --
Eco Guido
Eco Guido
Monkeys and bears
Turtles and hares
Now wear track suit tuxedos
Safe from poachers
And bulldozers
In their Guido Gazebos
Then from the sea
Comes an army
All tanned in orange skin tone
They'll make him leave and build factories
And make Hugo Boss Polos
Eco Guido
Eco Guido
Eco Guido
Eco Guido
No surrender
His fake tan embers
Blaze them and burn
He gives up never
Because he been there done that
Bought the T-shirt
He been there done that
Bought the T-shirt
Livestock driving IROCs on the sidewalks (Eco Guido)
Hermit crabs with pectoral abs flying Italian flags (Eco Guido)
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7. |
Dine and Dash
02:37
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LYRICS:
I order the finest in beef stew and prime brisket
I look in my wallet, I don't have a dime for it
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it, dash
Dash!
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it
Dash!
I rise from my table and say I'll have a cigar
But the valley knows me, he says, "We cant let him get far!"
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it, dash
Dash!
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it
Dash!
Eat it all for free, the menu's just for me, except the prices and the tips
Food's like music to me, fresh and soothing beauty and I never pay for shit
Come and have a seat, we can share our feast and when I leave you'll pay for it
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it, dash
Dash!
Eat it, beat it, down it, dunk it, drink it, dine it
Dash!
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LYRICS:
Listen up you - Bright, loud and clear
This is the most offensive song you will never hear
The lyrics go places you won't wanna go
And the song is so offensive it will never be known
We're gonna curse
We're gonna curse
We're gonna say a bad word during the verse
It'll rhyme with "tuck"
It'll rhyme with "tick"
We'll say "H - E - Double Hockey Sticks"
We don't care what you say
We'll say bad words anyway
We'll talk about the nights we spend
With our wives and girlfriends
When the lights go out and the kids are in bed
We get some peace and quiet
We'll put on some music, play our favorite song
Then we will curse all night long
We'll wake up the neighbors and wake up the dog
And see if they will curse along
We don't care what you say
We'll say bad words anyway
And now for this last verse
Our Backup vocalist will curse
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
(We don't care what you say)
I only speak seven words of English
(We'll say bad words anyway)
I only speak seven words of English
(HECK) (We don't care what you say)
I only speak seven words of English
(HECK) (We'll say bad words anyway)
(HECK)
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LYRICS:
Mirror, Mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all
When I'm in trouble with my back to the wall
Mirror, Mirror, who do I call?
When evil power's comin' and it's comin' our way
When our politicians mumblin' and they've nothing to say
When everyone is runnin' and they're runnin' away
Mirror, Mirror, who will save the day?
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
Devils and zombies risin' from the ground
Ghosts and goblins makin' evil sounds
Mummies and werewolves lettin' out a howl
Vampires and ghosts goin' on the prowl
We need one man who can stop them all
Stand up to them and not fall
Get them runnin' 'til they leave the hall
I hope that he can hear our call
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
(He's the man we need)
Clarence Von Ryken
Outdoor Conan
(You just have to believe)
(Let's go to him now)
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10. |
Good Lookin' Woman
03:31
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LYRICS:
She likes to primp
She likes to strut
She likes to party
She always makes the cut
She can't be stopped
She got the fire
No one can quench
Her desire
She's a Good Lookin' Woman
She's one of a kind
She'll make your heart beat
Every time
She's a Good Lookin' Woman
She's one of a kind
She'll make your heart beat
She'll blow your mind
She's a tiger
She's a bear
Try and tame her
If you dare
You can't keep her
In the circus
She's so Good Lookin' that she would hurt us
She's a Good Lookin' Woman
She's one of a kind
She'll make your heart beat
Every time
She's a Good Lookin' Woman
She's one of a kind
She'll make your heart beat
She'll blow your mind
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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only
band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate.
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