fAmiLy pOrTraItZ (Secret Bonus Track)

from Sacred Cheese by The KMX Band

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NOTES:
A parody of KoЯn and nü-metal in general, this didn't really fit with anything else on the album. It was also made entirely by KMX on a 4-track cassette recorder in 2007, before the band even existed. But if you like most of the other 11 songs, you should dig this ...

lyrics

LYRICS:
(Groaning)

When I was thirteen years old
My dad pushed me off a boat
He said, "This'll make you a man.
"One day you'll understand."
Nearby I could hear my mom
She said, "What the fuck's going on"
As I fell through the lake
All I could do was say --

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Then when I turned eighteen
I went to Chuck E. Cheese
I ate all their cake and pizza
With the new topping cheeses
But I remembered then
I'm lactose intolerant
They took me to the ER
And they heard me scream from afar

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump
Everybody jump

Everybody jump!

Everybody jump!

(Groaning)

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from Sacred Cheese, released September 19, 2009
KMX - Everything

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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate.
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