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Football Fat​-​Ass

from Sacred Cheese by The KMX Band

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NOTES:
... And back to the Range Records session. I don't know how we ever came up with music to this song. You'd think it was done by one of the greatest bands in rock n' roll.

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LYRICS:
Ever since I was a young boy
I have sucked at football
Even at Tolbert Middle School
I was the worst one of them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any bathroom stall
That big hairy fat kid
Sure sucks at football

He runs like a statue
He's not part of the team
Even when he's stretching
You can hear him gasp and wheeze
He sneaks Hershey Kisses
Deep inside his belt
That big fuckin' fat kid
Sure sucks at football

He's a Football Fat-Ass
Must be quite a trip
A Football Fat-Ass
Got so many fucking chins

How do ya think he does it?
I don't know
How'd he get so fat?

Even at my lunch table
He eats every chicken breast
Osmosis leads him in
And he just does the rest
Got great big stubby fingers, never seen him use a fork
That big hairy fat kid
Sure sucks at football

I thought I was a pretty chubby kid
But I can talk to girls because of him

I went to visit my girlfriend
She was busy all week
I went up near her bedroom
I could hear that fat boy wheeze
I looked through the keyhole
Nearly went deaf, dumb and blind
That big hairy fat kid makes me want to chop off my balls

credits

from Sacred Cheese, released September 19, 2009
KMX - Guitar/Vocals/Some of the Bass (but shhhh... Don't tell Marc)
Marc Farful - Bass
Chris Meyer - Drums

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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate. ... more

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