Lair of the White Worm

from Sacred Cheese by The KMX Band

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NOTES:
Searbahn's first recording with us a drummer, this was done in KMX's basement on Marc Farful's digital 8-track. Yeah, we were kinda strapped for cash when we did this.

lyrics

LYRICS:
They think me mad
Say I need help
Because they don't understand
And because I dress like the Keebler Elf

But come meet my friend
He lives in my home
He takes up seven rooms
I call him Ben The Worm

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White --

Strike at those who taunt us
Make all of them kneel
Crawl through all their basements
And bop them with your tail

Slither through all their armies
Immune to their bullets and shells
Now, at the top of the world
We become the new Keebler Elves

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White Worm

This world is our throne
Keebler Cookies, we own
Everyone knows Ben The Worm
But not me, I don't

He's got a velvet robe, a thousand dollar shower curtain
A silver limo he doesn't fit in
He runs every company purpose
But he moved me to customer service

I get yelled at by slackers who ate too many crackers
I guess it's better than being a farmer
But I raised Ben when he was a larvae

I wanted power, to be immortal
Not a job that is normal
But my lesson has been learned
I never should have entered The Lair of the White Worm

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White Worm
Kingdoms will fall
Cities will squirm

In The Lair of the White, Lair of the White, Lair of the White Worm

Fwah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Squah nah nah nah nah
Squiddel-lee squah

Fwah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Squah nah nah nah nah
Squiddel-lee squah

Fwah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah

credits

from Sacred Cheese, released September 19, 2009
KMX - Guitar/Vocals
Marc Farful - Bass
Searbahn - Drums/Vocals during a cappella ending

Cowritten with Marc Farful

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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate. ... more