The Most Offensive Song Ever Made

from Italicize by The KMX Band

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lyrics

LYRICS:
Listen up you - Bright, loud and clear
This is the most offensive song you will never hear
The lyrics go places you won't wanna go
And the song is so offensive it will never be known
We're gonna curse
We're gonna curse
We're gonna say a bad word during the verse
It'll rhyme with "tuck"
It'll rhyme with "tick"
We'll say "H - E - Double Hockey Sticks"

We don't care what you say
We'll say bad words anyway

We'll talk about the nights we spend
With our wives and girlfriends
When the lights go out and the kids are in bed
We get some peace and quiet
We'll put on some music, play our favorite song
Then we will curse all night long
We'll wake up the neighbors and wake up the dog
And see if they will curse along

We don't care what you say
We'll say bad words anyway
And now for this last verse
Our Backup vocalist will curse

I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English
I only speak seven words of English

I only speak seven words of English
(We don't care what you say)
I only speak seven words of English
(We'll say bad words anyway)
I only speak seven words of English
(HECK) (We don't care what you say)
I only speak seven words of English
(HECK) (We'll say bad words anyway)
(HECK)

credits

from Italicize, released October 9, 2016
KMX - Lead Vocals, All Instruments
Searbahn - Lead Back Up Vocals

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The KMX Band Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The KMX Band is the only Metal band in history to have a singer that almost always wears the same shirt. It is also the only band in the Philadelphia area in which a former drummer once urinated on the couch of another former drummer.
But perhaps more importantly, The KMX Band is the only Traditional Metal band in the world that will sing about robots, tigers, demons and chocolate. ... more